Self-hosted analytics that actually looks good

Analytics You'll Actually Use

Watch your visitors arrive in real-time on a gorgeous live map. Self-hosted on your own cloud infrastructure. One-time purchase, deploy in under 2 hours.

Stunning Real-time Views
Edge-powered
Self-hosted
Analytics dashboard demo

Sound familiar?

You've tried them all. None of them felt right.

Google Analytics is a nightmare

Complex interface, privacy concerns, and good luck understanding what your users actually do.

SaaS analytics drain your wallet

$20, $50, $100+ per month. Every month. Forever. For data that should be yours.

Self-hosted options are ugly or complex

Matomo takes hours to set up. Umami looks dated. Plausible is nice but... subscription.

Real-time views are an afterthought

Most platforms treat real-time as a bonus feature, not the core experience it should be.

Everything you need. Nothing you don't.

We stripped out the complexity and kept what matters. The result? Analytics you'll actually enjoy using.

Stunning Real-time Dashboard

Watch your visitors live. See where they're coming from, what they're reading, all in beautiful real-time visualizations.

Rich Historical Analytics

Deep-dive into trends over time. Filter by source, page, country. Understand your audience like never before.

Interactive World Map

See your global reach at a glance. Visitors light up on a beautiful interactive map as they arrive.

Blazing Fast Performance

Built on edge infrastructure. Your analytics load in milliseconds, not seconds.

Live Visitor Pulse

Feel the heartbeat of your site. Watch visitors arrive, navigate, and engage—all updating instantly before your eyes.

Actually Beautiful

Dark mode, clean typography, smooth animations. Analytics you'll want to keep open all day.

Everything included

The Complete Bundle

Everything you need to deploy your own analytics platform. No subscriptions. No hidden costs. Just yours.

Complete Source Code

  • Cloudflare Worker (analytics collector)
  • React dashboard (real-time + historical)
  • D1 database schema & migrations
  • Tracking script for your website

One-Click Deployment

  • Wrangler configuration ready to go
  • Environment setup scripts
  • Automatic D1 database provisioning
  • Custom domain setup guide

Step-by-Step Documentation

  • Complete setup walkthrough
  • Customization guide
  • Troubleshooting FAQ
  • Performance optimization tips
Detailed documentation included

Deploy in Under 2 Hours

Step-by-step instructions. No guesswork. Just follow along.

1

Create Cloudflare Resources

Log into your Cloudflare dashboard and create a new D1 database named 'analytics'. Then create a new Worker...

2

Deploy the Analytics Worker

Clone the repository and configure your wrangler.toml with your account ID and database binding...

3

Deploy the Dashboard

The dashboard is a static site that connects to your Worker API. Build with npm run build and deploy to...

4

Add Tracking to Your Site

Add the lightweight tracking script to your website. Just a single script tag in your HTML head...

5

Verify & Customize

Open your dashboard and verify data is flowing. Then customize colors, add your logo, configure...

One price. Yours forever.

Stop paying monthly for analytics. Pay once, own it forever.

Ongoing costs? Just a few dollars a month for small to medium sites—and far less per visitor for high-traffic sites. That's everything: hosting, database, the works.

$197one-time

Complete analytics bundle

Get Instant Access
Full source code (Worker + Dashboard)
D1 database schema & migrations
Tracking script for unlimited sites
Step-by-step deployment guide
Customization documentation
Lifetime access to updates
No recurring fees ever

Compare to annual SaaS costs:

Plausible:$108/year
Fathom:$168/year
Simple Analytics:$228/year

Pay once, save $139 in just 2 years

Common Questions

Just a Cloudflare account (free tier works fine). The analytics run on Cloudflare Workers and D1 database, which have generous free tiers. Most personal sites will never exceed free limits.